Location: Company building
-Native English speaker
First, you (or your native English speaker) will approach your desired victim’s company (SM, JYP, etc). You will request to see the boss as your have a proposal for him.
This may take a few visits before he will agree to see you. When he finally allows you to deliver your proposal, you will tell him that you are an English teacher, hoping to help those poor souls (like Soohyun) who try to sing English and just can’t.
You are willing to work for free because you believe it will help their profits in English speaking countries if the words are spoken correctly. He will be like:
And he will give you the job. Your next move is to suggest the group you would like to start with. Try not to do this:
You have to pick one. Theoretically, he will assign you to that group. You must now select your target. The group may be a little offended when you tell them you are here to teach them how to bloody speak properly.
Figure out how best to calm them down so they will begin to like and trust you.
You get them alone for the lesson, duct tape them up, and drag them away.
Enjoy but be sure to return them so the kpop supply is not cut off. If you fail to do so…